Greetings everyone, Random Encounter is making a big bet for this review today. I know that I was supposed to review Transformers 3 for this bit, but there was an incident. Don’t look at me, why don’t you speak to Pat Lee about the Transformer sequel. No clip? Alright, how about a word from Megan Fox. There's no clip because Megan Fox became a diva!
Jonah Hex is right! Megan Fox was hexed!
What I don't understand is why it took Hollywood too long to figure out she's not even worth casting other than anything fanboy related. Milla Jovovich is another issue but for now....
Wait, she's in Three Musketeers?!! Remind me about having a Three Musketeers bar when this movie is released!
That aside, I don't see any other qualities Megan Fox has other than star in Transformers. I remember she was on one of those Superbowl cell phone commercials, but that's about it!
Honestly, with her current attitude, there's no way she would ever handle a crowd full of fanboys, ever!
Should anybody tell me otherwise, feel free to let me know!
As for the Transformers movie itself, you can really tell it was only created to cash-in the name itself in order to make a quick buck for those unrequited fans. The movie didn't faze me at all! If they wanted my attention, why not create a DECENT transformer toy for once!
The only times I paid retail for a Transformer Toy was during the Robots in Disguise era, following by Armada (kinda regret that), and the well detailed Alternators line.
Pretty much, you can also bet that eventually they would make a G. I. Joe movie to revise the toyline....and fail miserably by trying to copy-cat Michael Bay's success.
In fact, anybody can with The Michael Bayifier! (Works well with NASA and Pearl Harbor)
Unfortunately, there's nobody out there who can light the darkest hour of The Transformers. It's just impossible! Let's just hope that it put the breaks on Michael Bay's career!
Random Encounter signing out...
Extra bonus: These will keep you entertained!
Transformers: The Movie Review
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen review
Transformers: The animated movie review
Transformers: The Comic review
